So many things to say
First off, Turkeys.

Matt has recently just let Turkeys work in the army. However, they are so stupid and scrawny that Matt has decided the Turkeys should be at the front of the battlefield so that BK will shoot them down first, which will give the VERY smart chickens more time to get ready. Don't worry. We use the dead turkeys in our restaurant. If you are very lucky you may find a bullet and if you do you will get a free surprise!!! We also manage to stuff the turkeys so that they clog up the tube going down to the septic tanks. This way more plumbers will have to come and get rid of the Turkeys first and clean up all the, well you know, "stuff" after. This will cost BK SO much money that it will run them out of business. We have pulled out TWO-HUNDRED Army bases due to septic tank clogs. We are thankful for the Turkey's stupidity and their not minding about sacrificing themselfs.

General Gus has finally gotten over his wife's death. He is now doing his job, with his oldest son, General Jerry at his side. We have made a lounge for the General's now. It is complete with a Hi-Res TV, a computer complete with Internet, Corel, and Microsoft Office. All in the NEWEST editions. Gotta go now. Will blog more
- posted by Daniel @ 7:14 p.m. (0) comments

Poor General Gus
It is a sad day for the army. General Gus's wife died at too many childbirths. But the kids are still living and I asked Combat Lucy to make zoombags for them. She said: CLUCK! Which means YES! They are so adorable. The funeral was very sad.

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- posted by Daniel @ 11:36 a.m. (0) comments

Conspiracy theory
Alright, I know that all you guys are STARVING for news of the restaurant, and to know whether or not disease has struck again. The good news is IT HASN'T!!! The bad news is, well...we haven't found anybody to spy on Burger king and Tim hortons yet. We want to spy on Tim Hortons because they were the ones that told us that burger king was spying on us, so we think that they might have framed burger king. But we don't know that.
The other day we tried to recruit some people.
At the park there was a guy walking his dog. Matt (our owner, founder, manager, recruiting officer, publicist, and part-time chicken killer) walked up to him and said "So have you heard about Deep Sea Chicken?" The guy had to admit that he hadn't. Matt filled him in on the facts, and then said "I need to hire you to be a spy." The guy seemed a bit taken aback. "You need to spy on burger king and tim hortons" Matt continued "Tim Hortons told us that burger king is stealing our ideas, but we think that Tim Hortons might have framed burger king" He looked up at mom, who was beside him. "Mom, give him our phone number" It was an order. This time Mom looked quite taken aback, and she started to point Matt towards the van. Matt was still saying how the guy could e-mail all the pictures he took, (but didn't couldn't give the guy his e-mail). As Matt was being forcefully steered towards the van he turned around and yelled at the guy in a last ditch effort to not sever all ties with the guy " WE CAN TALK ON MSNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!"

Unfortunately it didn't work out, and so now we are still searching for a employee who will brave the dangerous mission of finding out all about burger king. A camera (preferably digital), and an e-mail address will be required for the position.
- posted by Kate @ 10:14 a.m. (0) comments

Success!!
There has been an outbreak of avion-scabies-flu in the camp of our arch-enemy; burger king.
Since our army was weakened by the epidemic, we are currently working of toughening them up a big. We have some exercise videos, and we are feeding the chickens a very healthy diet - no pesticides for our chickens!!! Only anything that is 100% natural and edible. We have also started breeding some of our hens with some of our roosters - if that won't make our army stronger I'm not sure what will.
The chickens all have to do at least 1 exercise video every day, which video they do is their own choice. Some of them are still suffering from grief for their friends that died in the epidemic, and those chickens we have put in a cyciatric ward to be fattened up and served at the restaurant as they are no good in the army. They are totally fine with this - they miss their friends. As for the rest of the chickens, I bet you are wondering why they die for Deep Sea Chicken so willingly. Well, nobody can really put a finger on it. Maybe it is because they are treated humanely while they are alive. Maybe it's because they know that All chickens die and are served at your supper table, or maybe they are just incredibly loyal to Deep Sea Chicken because of its noble causes and such. I'm not really sure.

- posted by Kate @ 4:42 p.m. (0) comments

A sad week for Deep Sea Chicken/army lovers everywhere
Well, the last week has been really hectic, because we had an outbreak of the avion-scabies-flu among our chickens. The week was a confused blur of antibiotics, hauling away dead chickens and crying our eyes out. Some of the chickens stated in their will that if they died of a contagious disease then then wanted us to put them in Burger King's wells so that it would poison all their soldiers. I am happy - and this may be the only happy note in this post - that the chickens got what they wanted.
The other chickens wanted decent burials or cremation with their friends and family near them. We couldn't figure out who some of them were, so we invited ALL the friends and family of all the chickens to the funeral - most of the dead chickens were identified by a close friend or family member.
Before you sue us we just want to make something clear. No chickens that die of any disease are served up at Deep Sea Chicken.

- posted by Kate @ 8:33 p.m. (0) comments

Howdy!
This is my first blog. Katelyn taught me some Html and so we made this template together. I am still working on the pictures because what you see in the pictures is less then a 70th of the army. Every day you will probably see a new picture on the sidebar. I will blog more!!!!

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- posted by Daniel @ 1:21 p.m. (0) comments

HAAAPPYYYYYYY BIIIRRRRTTTHHHHHHHDDDAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Dear Mr. Matthew Abarbanel (aka. my boss),

Thank you very much for the invite to your birthday. Although there is NOTHING in the world I would rather do today, unfortunately I have to attend some very important meetings today with some potential financiers of DSC. I also looked into it, and it appears that the Deep Sea Chicken private jet has already been booked for today (you should look into that!) so I can't jet over after my meetings. However, as Assistant Manager, please accept my congratulations on your birthday.

Melanie

- posted by Melanie @ 10:32 a.m. (1) comments

WHOA!!
So I made a template for the blog that everybody liked...in fact liked so much that we are considering making it standard Deep Sea Chicken website template design. I especially like the orange and blue - I experimented with a lot of different shades and finally settled on this one, because it mixes vivid colours with less vivid colours. Feedback on the template will be (somewhat) appreciated. At this point I'm not sure I want a guestbook, so I 'm just going to leave it for now...so just use the comment feature.

Katelyn

- posted by Kate @ 7:07 p.m. (0) comments

A note from the Assistant Manager
Well, according the the DSC website, I am the Assistant Manager of DSC, so it is my distinct privelege that our illustrious leader has invited me to post on this blog!! I am so excited.

I don't want to start any unfounded rumours, but my impression from my stay with the manager this winter suggested that DSC may be in need of some - ummm, financing options. In fact, Matthew suggested that I get another job, and that Nathan hand over his Army earnings for the cause, so we may need to do some brainstorming about fundraising ideas. Maybe Katelyn can sell jewellrey and Sarah can sell her art for the cause. Also, maybe we could make and market DSC t-shirts or create a DSC cruise line that people could travel on and all the proceeds would go to the restaurant. I mean really, the possibilities are endless here!

Well, we will have to wait and follow our managers lead......

~M

- posted by Melanie @ 6:42 p.m. (0) comments

Startup
As of yet Matthew is refusing to blog saying "I'm too tired to do it"...so I decided I will be the first to post on deep sea chickens official website blog. Matt has invited a number of other prominent people in the company fabric of Deep Sea Chicken, and we hope that some of them will be responding soon. We tried to make a nicer template for the blog, but it didn't work, and I think we will be sticking with this template for at least a while.

Matthew has been talking a lot lately about catching Burger King because they are stealing some of his ideas with the chickens. One of the ideas was to make a Burger Queen, and then they would get married, but the Burger Queen would really be a bomb. Matt vetoed that idea though, because he didn't want to kill anyone - just maybe ransom them.

Katelyn
- posted by Kate @ 2:40 p.m. (0) comments